Cartoons Porn

Archive for April, 2008

Boy, I’ve heard a lot of horny tales from the cab drivers I’ve talked to. They have kinky stories of fucking right at the back seat of their taxis that would have you listening like a kid being read a fairy tale. I’m gonna share you one such crazy story as it happened right in the pages of this awesome online porn comic book, Sex On Hawaii. This beautiful and sexy blonde was hailing a taxi to drive her to her hotel where her husband’s waiting for her so that they could fuck the night away. When she managed to get a cab, she got a little too horny. Being the horny slut that she is, she told the driver to pull up to a secluded area and then gave the taxi driver an offer he just couldn’t refuse: fuck me right here, right now! Hell, if you were the driver, would you refuse such a hot free pussy?

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If you’re a convicted criminal alien like Stitch and you crash land on the beautiful Island of Hawaii, what do you do? You do what you were bred to do: wreck havoc and destroy anything in your way. But just when it looked like you’re about to do just that, you meet a nice, little girl who befriends you, treats you as one of the family and makes you feel at home. You override your programming, be the girl’s best buddy and then save the planet Earth from being destroyed. Happily ever after, right? But noooooo!!! This fucked up Disney cartoon character had other things in mind, like, fucking Lilo’s hot sister, Nani! Turns out, the older sister of Lilo is one horny slut as she fucked everyone in this crazy Lilo and Stitch cartoon porn parody. Aliens, humans, it doesn’t matter to Nani as long as they’ve got a dick, she’ll give them a warm Aloha and fuck them silly.

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Take a bunch of ugly, horny guys, some hot naked women and a monkey and then place them in a comic book porn series set in the beautiful sandy beach of Hawaii and what have you got? A fucked up series that has everything in it to make any die-hard porn fan happy. And did we mention that there’s a monkey there, too?

Yeah, the story’s so wild that it actually works. Watch as one fat bastard thinks of a way to get into a new “threeway” after he got bored with the one he was currently engaged in. He was busy getting head from a sexy blonde when a monkey catches his attention. Just what the monkey was looking at, he wondered. So, he picked up his binoculars, zoomed in on the site and saw a nice threeway by the beach. He grabbed the monkey by the tail and threw it straight at the horny trio by the beach. And then…well, fuck that, just go ahead and read about it at SexOnHawaii.com

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Nickelodeon’s hit cartoon series, Avatar The Last Airbender, looks like a safe show when you watch it with your kids. Sure, there’s martial arts fighting and magic involved with the mild violence, but everything seems fine and subdued with a tinge of humor in it. But what you don’t know is that these cartoon characters let it all hang out when no one is watching! They engage in cartoon porn orgies that would have you thinking “I sure wish I was a cartoon character”. Really, who would’ve thought that such a cute, adorable lead character like Aang would be a bisexual freak?! The dude loves to get his cock sucked and fuck pussy like crazy, and yet doesn’t shy away from gagging on meat. Man, wouldn’t it be great if one day, those watching Avatar saw the version that ThePornArt.com made? Hehehe.

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If you have kids (girls, to be precise) or nieces who watch cartoons a lot, then chances are, you’ve heard or seen them talking about or watching this Disney animation series about three young and totally hot spies. It’s like a younger version of Charlie’s Angels put in cartoon form as Clover, Sam and Alex struggle juggling everyday school life and being undercover spies on the side. Toon Party’s take on these school spies, though, isn’t exactly what you’d let your kids watch as they turn these three spies into bonafide sluts, sucking cock and, engaging in cartoon BDSM and well, doing what bitches always do behind closed doors: having lesbian sex. Now, every time I see the kids watch Totally Spies on T.V. I go “Hehehe…sluts!”

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